Say! Are you tired of folks messing with your stuff at your desk? You step away and everything is changed and you have to put everything back? Well, the folks at Spumco have the answer! Wireless mouse turrets! Once you have programmed the target Acq systems to recognize you, everyone else gets a face full of red lasers. Painful? Yes! Will they leave your desk alone? Heck Yeah!
So when you want to keep your desk yours, you know who to contact. Spumco! Ask for the Desk Defender!